National Farmers » Who’s http://www.nfowis.org Tue, 13 Jul 2010 18:38:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Who’s On First Base? http://www.nfowis.org/first/whos-on-first-base http://www.nfowis.org/first/whos-on-first-base#comments Sun, 04 Jul 2010 23:23:02 +0000 admin http://www.nfowis.org/first/whos-on-first-base Who’s on First Base, the routine by Abbot and Costello.

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]]> http://www.nfowis.org/first/whos-on-first-base/feed 25 President George W. Bush, Hu’s on First? http://www.nfowis.org/first/president-george-w-bush-hus-on-first http://www.nfowis.org/first/president-george-w-bush-hus-on-first#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:38:06 +0000 admin http://www.nfowis.org/first/president-george-w-bush-hus-on-first Classic Bush
Funniest thing i have ever seen. Who is the new leader of China?? Hu Jintao. hehe. Condoleezza Rice might have something to say about that. Coffee?

Let’s Learn English!
Secretary: – Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : – Good, send her in.
Secretary: – Yessir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza: – Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : – Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condoleeza : – Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : – Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : – Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : – Well, that’s what I want to know.
Condoleeza : – But that’s what I’m telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : – Well, that’s what I’m asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : – Yes.
George B. : – I mean the fellow’s name.
Condoleeza : – Hu.
George B. : – The guy in China.
Condoleeza : – Hu.
George B. : – The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : – Hu.
George B. : – The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : – Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : – Whaddya’ asking me for?
Condoleeza : – I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : – Well, I’m asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : – That’s the man’s name.
George B. : – That’s who’s name?
Condoleeza : – Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : – Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : – Yes, sir.
George B. : – Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : – That’s correct.
George B. : – Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : – Yes, sir.
George B. : – Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : – No, sir.
George B. : – Then who is?
Condoleeza : – Yes, sir.
George B. : – Yassir?
Condoleeza : – No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B. : – Condi, you’re starting to me off now, and it’s not ’cause you’re black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don’t you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : – Kofi Annan?
George B. : – No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : – You want Kofi?
George B. : – No.
Condoleeza : – You don’t want Kofi.
George B. : – No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : – Yes, sir.
George B. : – Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : – Kofi?
George B. : – Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : – And call who?
George B. : – Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : – No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : – Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : – Yes, sir.
George B. : – And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : – Kofi.
George B. : – All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza : – Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : – Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don’t know.

This is the Perfect Abbott & Costello Routine.

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website: http://web.mac.com/james_zito/JimZito/HOME.html

Whos On First, copyright and used by
permission with TCA Television Corp., Hi Neighbor and Diana K. Abbott-Colton

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]]> http://www.nfowis.org/first/whos-on-first-typography/feed 25 Abbott and Costello “Who’s On First” http://www.nfowis.org/first/abbott-and-costello-whos-on-first-3 http://www.nfowis.org/first/abbott-and-costello-whos-on-first-3#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:10:07 +0000 admin http://www.nfowis.org/first/abbott-and-costello-whos-on-first-3 who’s on first baseball skit

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]]> http://www.nfowis.org/first/whos-on-first-4/feed 25 Abbott and Costello Whos On First http://www.nfowis.org/first/abbott-and-costello-whos-on-first http://www.nfowis.org/first/abbott-and-costello-whos-on-first#comments Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:58:15 +0000 admin http://www.nfowis.org/first/abbott-and-costello-whos-on-first WEBSITE: http://www.teachertube.com Classic performance of Whos on First by Abbott and Costello

Duration : 0:6:17


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Duration : 0:6:17


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]]> http://www.nfowis.org/first/whos-on-first-2/feed 25 Who’s on first? http://www.nfowis.org/first/whos-on-first http://www.nfowis.org/first/whos-on-first#comments Tue, 22 Sep 2009 05:01:00 +0000 admin http://www.nfowis.org/first/whos-on-first Abbott and Costello perform the classic “Who’s on first?” baseball sketch in their 1945 film “The Naughty Nineties” first performed as part of their stage act. Still find this really funny

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